Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, my cat knocked my phone into the bathtub. I grabbed it, dried it, and put it on the charger without thinking. Five minutes later, the bathroom lights went out and my landlord texted me asking why the fuses had tripped. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
Welshite 40
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Comments (191)
ulis_fml 6
Operation buy a dog is in order! Rescue plan granted!
jjacci 12
I've never encountered a cat that wasn't an asshole. This cat is king/queen asshole of all cats. Have to fight every urge to kick the crap out of it, if it was mine.
chosha_fml 27
No way would that be happening if you'd smacked her the first time it happened. And don't say I'm cruel. Your cat will be a lot worse off if her claw ever pierces the power cord on the climb up.
iloveweed69 7
Bad kitty
jose562 5
Slit her ******* throat. XD
asdfghjkl23 4
someone needs to make an illustrated FML out of this
bubbles1107 8
Smart cat
at0micmin3r 23
Time to get rid of the cat!
enduriwolf 19
my ex bfs cat used to press the power button on the keyboard to turn my computer off when i was ignoring him lol
R4LJ 10
You let a cat do this to you... SMFH!