Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day as a middle school substitute teacher, the class I was in had blue passes for boys and red passes for girls. The kid in the front row raised a number two for the bathroom, so I handed her a red pass, only for him to brush his hair back and say, "I'm a boy." The whole class laughed and called him "Babe". FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
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sccrismyantidrg 4
That's horrible!
Kevlar29 0
Lolz next FML "Today, I got fired from work for making a 5 year old sob uncontrollably"
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Comments (257)
celsybug 0
ouch. Lol. Did he/she look like a boy or something?
Wordup36 1
hahah damn...
skyeyez9 25
Even if a girl is dressed tomboyish, I can tell if she is a girl in boy's clothing. It isn't that difficult.
scremanie 0
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Google it, and you will see the fail in your comment.
syed121417 22
I have a friend specifically who's name is Amanda and honestly looking at her, you would never think she was a girl. She has short hair and always wears loose clothing and does look like a boy. Sometimes kids know from early on they want to be the opposite gender
marsmallowsrule 0
that's ****** up man that's horrible
auto_da_fe 2
Who's to say the girl isn't really a male-to-female transgender? I'm being serious here, btw. It's difficult to pass before any real treatment is started.
nkt_19 0
wow you're fricken mean. get some glasses so you won't make a kid cry next time.
epicenur 2
******* owned
Smokering 0
I've done worse, sadly. I thought a kid at kindergarten was a girl for weeks. "She" had long plaited hair, earrings and a gentle nature - she was always giving me hugs and preferred to play with the girls. "Her" name was Justice, which I'd never heard before. We got along fine, until the day I complimented "her" mother on her lovely little girl and got a filthy look. Later a teacher informed me that Justice was, in fact, a boy. For the next few days I tried really hard to think "boy" when I saw "her", but it was almost impossible. Anyway, a few days later he got a haircut. I felt awful, but seriously... I had NO idea this was a boy.
scremanie 0
it was really Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
gigilvrs6 0
You are the WORST PERSON I'VE VER HEARD OF!!!