Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
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Top comments
camsterjoe 12
I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?
courtz94 24
It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.
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Comments (85)
Banks75 8
apparently someone has been watching the last song!
andee123456 13
I laughed so hard at this! it's something I would do
noldier 5
That is funny!
BriannaMGK 15
Don't let his poking at you, make you mad or upset! It was funny, laugh about it!
yeongji 31
It seems like you were going to save the turtles by using the "gas to propel you towards them".
sullsk 5
i can now understand why your username is "fartz"...
NocturnalCro 14
Best. Thing. Ever.
outoftown 27
Now you know what to say every time he farts: "We gotta save the turtles!" He'll either get sick of it, or it'll become a new in-joke for you two.
GamerGriffin 10
ahahhahahahahahaha xD SAVE THE TURTLES!!
dragonflyEvans 1
That sounds like something I would do.