Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
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Top comments
camsterjoe 12
I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?
courtz94 24
It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.
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Comments (85)
Kallian_fml 21
So... we should move the turtles as far as possible from your flatulence?
NoNamesFree 8
That's something you should just laugh over OP! I do stupid stuff all the time with my girlfriend, and we always just make fun of ourselves!
gracehi 33
Saving the turtles is no laughing matter! We all must come together and join our noxious gasses in a noble effort to rid the world of the terrible turtle bane!
TheDrifter 24
Now I wanna know what you were dreaming. Was the super fart your form of superhero propulsion to get to the turtles on time?
Wizardo 34
Save the turtles by gassing them? Doesn't seem like the best fart-out plan OP.
Chubgatti 10
Smells fishy.
kasmol 16
So you were just firing up the jetpack to fly off and save those turtles. Extreme situations call for extreme measures.
cosicosei 22
Ah, environmentalist efforts at their finest
K410 18
Something happened to the ninja turtles! D:
lotusenta 14
"Girls don't fart, only skeevy stoners fart!"
The_Piquerist 7
save the noble rabbits