Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
shinshoku13 19
I didnt realize people still played that :3 im sure theyre fine though!
zack11289 3
How can you say "**** my life" to that? You have to have a life in order to say that and if you're freaking out about feeding a damn neopet, you obviously have no life. Ditch the neopet and explore the REAL world
Swiftly 0
I wish I had real friends like you!
lover_of_life 8
I see nothing wrong with this... It's more like F Your Neopet's L.
rubberduckie94 13
Grow some and hit the freaking reset button when you get home.
eatsrainbowz 0
You can't reset neopets.
cutiepie111 3
The poor neopet!
bananabuttercup 8
From very bloated, those things can go a week without eating and be fine.
coolidgesmith 2
neopets don't die, dude.
faydanielle 2
Is that website still around? Jeez I'm getting old!!
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Same here. The last time I heard about these little guys was when Mc'Donalds used to give away Neopets in happy meals.
GoW_Chick 15
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that, those were the good ole days. *dozes off in rocking chair*
Rasetsu 10
Aw, I miss Neopets. :( loved that as a child! And hey, better to forget to feed your Neopet than an actual pet!
Mauskau 36
You don't need to feed them, they never die and they just sit on 'starving' until you feed them. Jeez I learned this when I was 8.