Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
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Top comments
UserOfTheMind 24
How does this even happen to people? The most exciting thing to happen in my life was finding a potato chip that kinda resembled George Lopez.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Though they go through Evasive Vehicle Operations Course, it is still very difficult to control those heavy cruisers going that fast. Get a report and you will be 100% reimbursed. Glad you are okay.
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Comments (63)
ZirePhoenix 10
Good news is the cops will pay for your car. the criminal probably won't
ninety 25
Classic movie chase scene move where the bad guy gets away from the cops by driving through crossing traffic. I bet the guy in the runaway car can't believe that works in real life!
oobergoober89 16
Look on the bright side, theres a chance you made the local news
Rammer3500 23
At least the police have to pay. If the runaway got away you might have been stuck
militarybrat 21
In the states yes but op is in mexico.
Patriot0302 3
dude!! **** the police! that's no right. did it total your car??
mk890 11
Imagine this world without police. Have respect. The moment you need help, you'll be calling 911 depending on them to keep you safe and alive.
Grisha_fml 18
call the police.... they will come and shoot you! i mean help you... cross over into the afterlife.
Kaileigh 6
Did you pull over when you heard the lights and sirens like you were supposed to and they hit you while you were stopped?
Gfmadden330 4
well youll get a newer car, or yours repaired and a fresh paint job.
killer0689 20
ur turn to screw the cops...only if u have all papers though ..
Skycop_S 23
That sucks. Hopefully you didn't get hurt!
booterus 20
I hope they caught that ******!!!