Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
UserOfTheMind 24
How does this even happen to people? The most exciting thing to happen in my life was finding a potato chip that kinda resembled George Lopez.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Though they go through Evasive Vehicle Operations Course, it is still very difficult to control those heavy cruisers going that fast. Get a report and you will be 100% reimbursed. Glad you are okay.
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Comments (63)
DanCastellaneta 17
Chances are that you're probably gonna be reimbursed for any damages done. Either way, nice to see that you're fine.
hamiltonma 22
Hey, look on the bright side! New car for you, paid for by your city's finest ?
freaky78 10
Did you pull over to the side like you are supposed, if not then YDI.
DanCastellaneta 17
I mean we can always think reasonably and say maybe it was sudden...
militarybrat 21
Most car chases are all of a sudden.
thepeanutoftime 8
Ouch! You should sue the police driver
powaaah77 8
Better call Saul ! Sue the department's asses
Grisha_fml 18
for the best comment.... The winner is YOU! LMAO!
tektiteTriforce 3
el chapo escapes once again
nerfnidalee 17
Funny... I was just nearly involved in a head on collision with a car being chased by at least 10+ police cars
Skycop_S 23
Whoever was driving the police car, is JUST like me in racing games.
XxthemonkeyxX 8
I think I might of seen the video of this on Facebook... Glad your ok though OP
becca1998 22
This is why when you hear sirens to pull over....
Kaileigh 6
Exactly!!!
deejay109 8
You really think OP just going to sit in the middle of the road so that his/her car can be banged up?