Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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Top comments
ddinspire6 10
Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?
NeDaroft 5
How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an ******, see how he likes it
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Comments (91)
alxpilk 8
Kinky.... A BDSM fetish maybe?
karnnie 11
S&M maybe
gc327072 31
Damn, who ever thought "taking it to the face" in sex could mean this?
cwells0430 12
Lmao nice
kim_larsa 5
Maybe he's into BSDM?
SamanthaNGoree 10
What can I say? Some of us like it rough.
soapmactavish82 8
Do you?
TheDrifter 24
Giggity.
soapmactavish82 8
Do you like it rough?
404wan 19
Creepy.
perdix 31
I'm voting for the second one. Is anyone keeping track? When will the results be tabulated? Hopefully, you can be a good "sub" and get turned on by getting dominated by a sadist. Either that or start wearing a hockey mask to bed (Oooh, that's kind of a turn-on ;) )
iDaika9xL 13
Did he ask you how was your ride?
ShakeDisPlace 10
Elbow drop to the face ..semem everywhere!
ninety 25
Maybe you clenched up or something when you reacted to being hit.
mcnuggeeett 12
Reminds me of the word "donkey-punch", urban dictionary it XD.
BrittanyLea00 11
Sounds like bondage in the near future.