BrittanyLea00

Mrs Columbus, United States 42 years-old In a relationship

welp, time to become an assassin 23 June 2013, 18:14 Rowlett, United States

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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Anonymous 24 June 2013, 16:41 Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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Lepisma 26 June 2013, 07:19 College Station, United States

Today, I faced my severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from my home. After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of. Relieved, I sat down and glanced across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall. FML

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