Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Losing my bearings
Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Smooth move, teach.
Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Didn't see ya there!
Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the crosswalk. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML
Whoops
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Liamj774 36
I bet you didn't see that one coming
CoGhostRider 31
Did you help design apple maps ?
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Comments (55)
odod777 28
How?
VittorioCarter 8
Aw that's embarrassing
soccer_isbae 15
Well it's good that you at least tried to help him by giving him directions...don't feel too bad OP!
Soundslikeothers 15
Where was his little stick thingy? or guide dog? This guy is not very good a being blind.
Polynomial 28
It's called a cane. Most blind people are offended if you call it a stick, which do. Agreed on mobility skills though. Maybe he's newly blind, and hasn't been trained yet?
Khaleesi_26 30
Hey you did try and help him at least? Really sucks for the guy that actually ran into the wall though.
Sakuraashita 15
If he was blind and had no cane or dog (I'm assuming) maybe it'd be better to ask him if you can lead him instead if you can? I know that might not have been available as an option though for time's sake so FYL for doing that and FHL even more for running into a wall.
Ethan4an 6
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somewizdom 15
"accidentally"
wvcheesehead 13
Look at the bright side... it could have been off of a cliff.
mld4657 28
you're an idiot
AngelGoneWrong95 9
@16 even with a cane or guide dog a blind personnmay need directuons. OP don't feel too bad. I'm blind and if that happens I laugh it off.
brand125 17
but the cane would prevent him from running into a wall because he would feel it with the cane first... duh
ZachHatesPeople 22
You're blind but you're on FML reading and posting comments? Seems legit
Polynomial 28
We blind people a have adaptive technology. I for exanple use Voice Over on my phone.
brand125 17
33 - you're sooo ignorant. (and btw I accidently thumbed the above comment above that explains why.)