Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Coinkidink?
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Whataboutism
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
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tygerarmy 35
Burn. She was also announcing she was no longer your girlfriend. Sorry OP.
Damian95 16
Cheaters never win. I say get rid of the *****.
jman26 11
No she was announcing that she was really a no good cheating ***** who doesn't deserve a loyal boyfriend. Sorry OP, you'll find someone better
svalaedgren 18
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I disagree. It was definitely wrong of her to cheat, but it doesn't give you the right to call her a *****. Everybody deserves a loyal partner, I'm sure she will learn from this eventually.
foreverblack 9
#34 Aaaa... where exactly does it say she cheated?? She just said she wasn't a virgin anymore, which could have happened at any point in time before the relationship with OP. Plus, this obsession with virginity is totally idiotic. Check out Laci Green's video LET'S LOSE "VIRGINITY"
ravenh1979 13
Hell to the yeah!! Agreed!! :)
CharresBarkrey 16
59 - How would it be an FML if she hasn't cheated?
foreverblack 9
#67 Because it's awkward to talk about sex and V-card status at dinner in front of everyone? Because people are obsessed with virginity and the girl is not "pure" enough for him anymore? Because she presumably was not honest with OP during a previous discussion? Take your pick. I'm so sick of **** shaming.
fareith 15
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Am I the only one that is considering the possibility that she lost her virginity before dating OP? C'mon people, open your minds! Edit : 59, you just restored my faith in humanity.
jman26 11
#59 #72 #74: Look at it this way, if it were before they got together, OP wouldn't say that it's news to him either. The fact that he states she's "no longer a virgin" speaks for itself.
foreverblack 9
Thanks #74 , but reading the other comments, MY faith in humanity is gone. Yes, she's "no longer a virgin", aka she WAS one before, ISN'T one now. It was never specified however, WHEN the happy (maybe) event happened. Just because she doesn't know what represents appropriate dinner conversation, she is presumed to be evil, a cheater, and a *****. How does someone go from "no longer a virgin" to "*****" in 10 seconds??? And only because OP is angry and bitter.
NagainaFier 16
This is not an issue of 'she's a ***** because she's not a virgin'; it's an issue because, from the context of the FML, she cheated on OP. Which frankly, if you cheat, I don't what your reasons are- you earn whatever title you get. It's kinder to dump them if you're going to **** someone else. It's implied that she was a virgin when they started dating. This FML clearly states that he wasn't aware she is 'no longer' (and we can pull the argument of 'technically any woman who's had sex ever is no longer a virgin', but that seems ridiculous to play that card in this instance) a virgin. I'm going to assume it's less about her 'no longer being pure enough for him' and more 'she ******* cheated'. Conversely, it could be argued that OP assumed she's a virgin (maybe because she just didn't feel comfortable sleeping with him yet) to which all I have to say is, he had that coming to him; just because a girl slept with her last boyfriend doesn't mean she's obliged to spread 'em for the current one. This isn't a **** shaming argument; all you 'virginity is over rated' morons annoy me just as bad as the 'if she has had sex, ever, and isn't married, she's a *****' morons. If you think sex is casual, ******* great- if you want to wait until marriage, or at least until you're in a committed relationship, that's fine too. I personally don't give a crap either way, and neither should you.
foreverblack 9
Well, thank you for making my point while pretending to disagree with me :) The post is ambiguous. Everything "is implied" and "from the context" you could choose to understand whatever you want: 1. She is a cheater and for some reason just decided to announce it at dinner in front of everybody, out of the blue (and I don't think that's true, since cheating is not really something to brag about... except in Eurotrip's "Scotty doesn't know") 2. OP presumed she was a virgin, she casually said that she is not (maybe it's not a big deal for her) and she lost her "status" as a virgin princess in the eyes of her boyfriend. Now he is pissed of, jealous, bitter, and prone to make self-pitying posts on the internet. Either can be true. The point is that everyone ASSUMES automatically that number 1 is true. She is a cheater, a *****, a ****, and other "nice" titles. It is a general tendency to assume the worst about every female party in a situation like this. It is ALWAYS the woman's fault. She is the *****. And the fact that other women agree with her being labeled that, think that she "deserves" it (no matter the circumstances), is just... SAD.
NagainaFier 16
Woah there, Nelly! Easy girl, easy! You're taking this waaaaay out of proportion. No one is 'blaming her' solely because she's a woman. They're blaming her because the obvious assumption is 'if she was a virgin when she and OP started dating, and now she's not, short of an angel coming to her in the middle of the night, she CHEATED.' Hence the name calling. Your ranting about virginity and propriety really has no place here; everyone's assuming here (including you), because OP did not explicitly state 'my GF told me she was a virgin/I thought she was a virgin because -blank-'. And how exactly did I 'prove your point right by pretending to disagree'? I do disagree with your 'virginity is over rated/everyone's **** shaming everyone' rantings, because they are completely irrelevant to the FML. You're twisting it out of context to suit your own little goals of 'shame everyone who doesn't have my mindset, they're all wrooooonnnng!!!' Fact of the matter is, if OP KNEW hid GF was a virgin, then she's a cheater, since there's only one way to loose your virginity. If he ASSUMED she was a virgin, then he kinda had it coming to him, but on the other hand, that ties straight back into my first point. It's not a matter of she's no longer a pure little princess- it's a matter of her cheating on him.
Ghast1234 9
Your argument just got invalid soley for the fact that you watch Laci Green. jk, but still Laci Green SUCKS.
imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
GEBEH 14
Or she's just mental, I've read enough fmls to know some people just don't know how the hell to act :)
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
supportcommand 17
FML has gone down hill. Lots of obviously BS fmls go through now. And when you call them out you get moderated. And all these pop up ads suck too. Here's an FML for you. " today I logged onto FML. FML. " moderate away!
Pesticides 19
Seriously wtf is wrong with people now
jizzwold 21
Nothing has changed. The real question is "What has always been wrong with people?"
doit4ah15 10
what an awkward moment that must have been...
imyy 20
Maybe there is a reason she announced it so publicly, and it may be made up for some reason. I'd inquire further before acting.
parism143 28
Why would she make that up? Now everybody thinks she's a cheating *****
grahmagog 14
*ex-girlfriend*
peachesncreem 21
I hope after her announcement, you announced you're no longer in a relationship.
oj101 33
Doesn't matter, had sex.
lysx84 24
Uhm, no he didn't...
oj101 33
#16 - I was referring to the girlfriend.
gc327072 31
In that case, that's a rather tasteless joke.
MrSarcasmic 10
I don't know what it coule be but It doesn't seem like you're using that right.
thatnucca 36
Wow... That certainly made the rest of dinner pretty awkward and painful...
KevinFlynn 13
well, time to move on my friend. cheating bitch isn't worth your time.