Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
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Top comments
tehslack 5
Haha, moronic.
OreosBeGooood15 0
Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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Comments (236)
joeinthedark 18
I bet it's more common than most people are willing to admit.
Alesana_Love 0
I wouldn't have said anything... you got let stuff like that ride.
Maxine17 8
Does no one else care that OP had a lump?!
CheeseHater 23
Why would we? He's a random guy on the interwebz you stupid ugly pale disgusting old ****, naaah I kid. You aren't old.
Alesana_Love 0
I think we care just as much as he does. he seemed more worried about the erection than his lump. haha
sickshoes12 0
hah it's those comments that don't get you laid
Eaglestrike117 29
It's not your fault. All the blood that would've went to your brain to help you think just went to your penis.
shadowsbane 0
Nice awkward-yet-awesome moment. I approve.
2an1a 4
#13..omfg so true... if i wer the nurse i would have flicked ur penis..lol
paultheman 0
that's what u should say
KingLou 0
OP, just think at how much entertainment your boney has brought the world. You posted about it here, and the nurse has told everyone she knows. You've done a good thing.