Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
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tehslack 5
Haha, moronic.
OreosBeGooood15 0
Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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Comments (236)
lovejuju 3
sounds like it's from that ep of friends where Ross says to his cousin that he hadn't had sex in a long time in an attempt to improve the situation in which he tried to kiss her.?
XxFallenbladexX 0
This sounds fake.
thatsrugged 2
Should have asked the doctor for a happy ending
monkeykiller77 0
I would tell her "you've been naughty, very naughty"
Sargon_of_Akkad 0
You should have said: "Is it just me, or is this room getting smaller?" Or maybe something along the lines of: "Wow, he only does that for people he REALLY likes!" Or even: "Hmm, there appears to be a massive growth on my penis...a LOVE growth...I hope its benign..."
CSB7 4
it's funny how he has to say "massive erection"
Joey3000215 0
be grateful u get anything. XD
venturestar 0
dude, that was ****** EPIC !!!
AceArctic 4
And she says "Want to be?" then you tell her "It's time to get my tongue depressed baby." and start doing it on the operation table with the doctor watching the whole time and when you're done she tells you "Oh, by the way, that lump means... Your balls are gonna fall off."
thatonegirl1412 0
Shoulda asked her to rub it