Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
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tehslack 5
Haha, moronic.
OreosBeGooood15 0
Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !
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Comments (236)
RyanG_21 0
hahahaha wow that sucks you should have tried to think of something else non sexual. like, chairs.. lol
jdrahn09 0
team emmette =D
hellokittywhore 0
Team Lestat!!! :D
selenagirl_fml 0
team noob! lol jk
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*crosses fingers that 44 was a thickly-veiled Growing Up Cullen ref*
Claybomb94 0
... YDI for having a cute nurse. lol
Yung23 0
ha not sure
Haha_donkey 0
amazing.
3jackie5 3
that's cute :P
too_dopee 0
i agree. thats not cute at all.
selenagirl_fml 0
lol 87 and 112, you both have a kitty.
damnstopmessinup 0
"Today, I was examining a lump on a patient's private region when he got a massive erection. I don't know what's worse: the fact that I had to examine someone who clearly hasn't gotten any action in a while, or that this is the most turned on I myself have been since I started this job. FML"
BrownSugar_fml 5
Mmm what a turn on.... what what (in the butt)
_streets_ 19
lol good song^
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
110 NO!!! NOT A GOOD SONG lmfao jk but that song creeps me out I can't believe you like it lol okay you win lol
FuzzyPeachez 0
haha sorry. it probably happens all the time!!!
yellowdaisy92 0
touchy touchy haha