WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sorry, Doc
Relaxed
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't stop
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
Why's it so cold in here?
United States
Bailed out
Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
poururheartout
Nice.
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
applegreen
Limerick, Ireland
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Anonymous
Belleville, Canada
The longest monologue
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
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maneater8 7
How do u "accidentally" do that
testestestes123 4
I am still trying to envision how that happened.
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wubbazugg 5
I can only imagine this as a guy, wishing the doc were in place for something else. But given the discomfort one usually goes through during a hernia inspection, I can't really imagine the mind taking it THERE...
echoes185 9
I was moderating the FML's and I saw the doctors version. Apparently it "wasn't the first time it's happened".
perdix 31
Keep checking *cough!* Keep checking *cough!* Keep checking *cough!* Oooooooooh!
perdix 31
It was no accident. Guys reflexively reward someone who gives them a good cupping.
vaz_waseem 6
Hairy day..
suboy 10
At least it wasnt a prostate exam.
RedPillSucks 33
If he was able to run his hands through the doctors hair during a prostate exam, he gets extra points. If the doctor is running his hands through OPs hair, then things get interesting. Not to mention what digit he's using to check OPs prostate.
KiddNYC1O 22
That would have cause op raging arousal. They would've had sex.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
I've had worse, like the prostate exam when I felt two hands on my shoulders.
kemnet 7
Today, while giving a hernia exam...the guy locked his fingers behind my head and almost pulled my face down to his junk.FML
leahmae88 7
Well it was a special moment after all.
firefly319 7
Unless his hair is magnetic & your fingers are as well, how does that accidentally happen??? I shudder to think what would happen if he had a pimple...