Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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jumpshot32 11
Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow
ninjadinos 14
Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|
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Comments (85)
perdix 31
Now, you are a hero to the crows! They can now relax and eat corn in peace.
dellis44 7
haven't you ever seen 'I know what you did last summer's? Gotcha starts off the same exact way...
zmoney2121 6
Lol
Transformers84 0
If I were you I'd just be relieved that it wasn't an actual person XD
Axipiter 24
If I were him I'd shred my license.
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
WIN!!!
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
I'm so sorry that your life was ****** when you hit an inanimate object.
pattipan 7
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!
Cat_Lover24 2
Ur an idiot! All idiots should be banned from driving on the road
RogueWarrior869 23
With that spelling and grammar, you're not someone who should calling someone else an idiot.
seamonkeys 10
99 *be
mashimashi 13
Are you, by chance, related to the girl who thought the statue was her friend?
deliriousbasil 0
How did he hit a scarecrow? They usually are in the middle of a field and are never alone? Plus I can't remember the last time I've seen such a thing in California... Smells just like another brick in the wall of made-up FMLs, sorry OP!
HiddenMonkey 8
At least you went to check if it was alright. Some people would have kept driving.