Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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Top comments
jumpshot32 11
Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow
ninjadinos 14
Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|
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Comments (85)
phatdaddy62 23
How did Dorothy handle it?
RogueWarrior869 23
I have to give you points here, because you actually stopped to help the 'man' rather than drive away. This is just a D'oh moment but like I said, you get points for being a good person.
Eiregal2 10
Oh lord, for the split second you thought it was a person you must have been terrified. When I was a kid I had the misfortune of being in a car accident, some idiot kid dressed as batman ran at our car and the car bumper smacked right into him and he flew over the car. Scared the living shit out of me. He lived though!
hewro_failure 11
Please stop driving because you are terrible you hit something that looks like a person and doesn't move which means you swerved off the road and hit it
robono 4
Theres no place like home theres no place like home.....
ITS_SNORLAX 4
Awww now the scarecrow will never get to the wizard of oz
e37i3 0
Maybe ask the crows next time.
jbones24 22
Queue horror movie soundtrack
XxUNBROKENxX 7
That's why I just keep driving when I hit people.....
StalwartKitten 4
Am I the only one that thought of Children of the Corn? How do you mistake a scarecrow for an actual person? Never seen one THAT life like.