Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.
macskapingvin 0
I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.
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Comments (86)
alexkmz 0
uh wait what? gross. but it would have been worse if you we masturbating or something...wait no he'd like that...yeah you did the worst possible thing.
gigilvrs6 0
Idly. That's interesting.
tahaplh 0
I love how some people talk like their noses never produce nose crap and they never never never ever pick their noses
fylnotmine12357 0
yea! I remember seeing you!
Lord_Osiris 0
Hey, I'm smoking hot and I'm picking my nose right now! Message me, OP, if you're as interested in my salty finger as I am yours. *wink wink*
millionaire93 0
if I saw this unfold in front of me I would lmao.
PurplePeeps 0
Plenty of different rangers in tights. So yeah. It does matter.
situations 3
yeah girls that pick there noses really turns me off aswell but if i don't see it i don't care
myrakaru 1
Did You get somerhing big from Your nose? I would have been laughing. :P I guess everybody have picked a nose at least once in a lifetime. :D
serenity40 6
wow...um...AWKWARD!!!!