Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.
tomtato 10
Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?
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Comments (85)
Trisha_aus 15
But hey at least the bloke didn't take your daughter's my little pony collection!
wlddog 14
Hope they didn't break your IKEA furniture.
polkadot3155 6
How convenient!
IbizaNightclub 3
Sorry about that... You want your flat screen back?
greengremlyn28 7
Isn't your house key on the same key chain as your car keys?
skychu 18
Maybe you didn't forget your key, maybe the burglar took it
Stryker_13 19
You need to get some security if a burglar was able to get into your house in that short of a time span! Maybe you should put your keys on the same key ring...
399 41
I know right.