Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.
tomtato 10
Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?
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Comments (85)
eddeeezzyy 19
I'm not a racist...but how do you know that an Asian has broken into your house? Your homework is complete, and your cats gone. Lol
GoW_Chick 15
I'm not mean but... How do you know when an idiot post on Fml? Just look up!
MissEmma_fml 22
And how did you come to the conclusion that the burglar is Asian?
kittenvks 11
Generally, if you have to start out something with things like: "I'm not racist but..." "no offense or anything but..." "I'm not against (...) but..." Etc., you really shouldn't complete the sentence. Odds are it is racist, offensive, or whatever.
scruffy_janitor5 1
Always look on the bright side.
Neligee 9
What got stolen ? :|
GVirdi 11
His key :3?
gabrielle01 0
And that girls brain :)
LunaDragon 10
15/25/38 I'm guessing it was your abilities to write a decent comment that got stolen. -.- Smh.
whennotlooking 0
51 yours is worse stop acting higher than others
esines 9
Man that was a shitty string of comments
kattylizbeth 19
Hey, good question. To the rest: innocent question, moronic replies. Go ahead and call me out on "acting better than others". I don't care; my haters are my motivators.(;
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I bet your key is not the only thing missing now. He was probably "just leaving" when you got home, right?
GoW_Chick 15
silly me! I had thought all robbers were selfish. Next time be sure and have an attack puma, no one will ever break in again! :)
kittenvks 11
It sucks that you got your stuff stolen OP, but look on the bright side! Now you don't have to break in your door... Yeah that doesn't work here...FYL
vocaloidtiger 12
OP - Thanks, Mr. Robber, I would've never been able to get into my house without your help!!
iseyixes 18
Why on earth is your house key not on the same keychain as your car keys? Hope you had insurance that protects you in the event of break-ins.
micahsmommy 13
OP lent it to the burglar. Those pick pockets are sneaky.
kittenvks 11
Not to mention the price the burglar would have had to pay for a good lock pick set!! OP is very very considerate to just give him the key!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Driving back from the graveyard shift, I see? Your girlfriend probably came back to steal your shit while you were at work.
fredriksone 0
HAHA feel sorry for ya!