Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.
tomtato 10
Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?
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Comments (85)
Darcon 8
Sew his ass!
hellbilly205 17
Sue*
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I happen to agree with 39 here. That burglar should not be given the luxury of ******** after the crime they have committed. Hopefully they didn't steal OP's sewing machine while they were at it.
iheartstewie7 5
Maybe he intentionally said sew. Some people are into that shit. :P
wlddog 14
Not only is your spelling terrible but you also lack the ability to understand that what you just said was impossible. If he knew were the thief lived he could have the police simply get his stuff back and send the crackhead to jail. Lacking the thirds address the summons to court for a lawsuit would be a futile act.
matildatilda 0
Thats the attitude we like ,congratulations!!!
hellbilly205 17
Read the FML again.
hellbilly205 17
What a nice guy, he helped you get into your house and i bet he did'nt even know it, good deed to him. (sarcasm font)
linkinpark98 24
Time to play detective!
thiswayup 0
I am so sorry. When I went through it, I felt violated and anxious and pissed off. I hope they catch the person or people.
ClosetTroll 10
You would have done it yourself anyway. Someone beat you to it.
rubberduckie94 13
Too bad the llama in your living room did not spit on the burglar, then head butt them.
grace12898 0
It was the jersey devil!!!!! When I was younger I played poptripica (I know, immature) and they had a cryptids island for proving different myths right, the jersey devil was on there it looked scary as hell and arse ugly
Trisha_aus 15
He didnt even say good bye?! The robber on the other Fml had manners at least