Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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Top comments
ScratchCatPower 32
Thought it may be excessive to fill out that much paperwork for what seems to be a simple cut, cuts from drills or metal (puncture wounds) can allow infection of Tetanus, which is dangerous and lethal. Be careful! Any small problems can turn big under the right circumstance.
extrasnipes 22
I would have taken my sweet ass time if I were on the clock
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Comments (30)
Mike_Oxhard 14
Whoa that sounds serious. Did you get time off with worker's compensation pay?
sandman676 20
Why did you say anything about such a small thing
chicagossirish 7
a guy at my dad's work cut his toe in the showers at his work and in couples hours it he had server swelling from his little toe to just below his knee, luckily there is a hospital across the street and they were able to preform emergency surgery before it got worst
gsdmom06 15
Rugrats reference in the username???
lazlowrave 10
I dont get it....
vdh5ever 4
Then did the paperwork give you a paper cut? ;P
leafynitemare 24
I don't see the significance of it being a no smoking sign... I was thinking that it was going to be some kind of irony.
leafynitemare 24
That's a pretty uncommon pen color; especially for official paperwork.