Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I fell on a crack in the pavement and broke my ankle. Next week, I'm supposed to fly interstate to be on a quiz show I've spent two years in the audition process for. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Working your way up to breaking a leg, I see.
RichardPencil 32
Surely, they’ll want you in their cast.
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Comments (13)
Kaiser Asgard 5
if you're breaking your body just dancing maybe performing arts just isn't for you.........
Demon_of_Light 27
I disagree. I think it shows dedication and self-sacrifice.
Kaiser Asgard 5
For dancing.........is it even worth it..........really?
Glowworm56 27
Well I guess your ankle and wrist won't be performing at this moment.
Tripartita 45
Working your way up to breaking a leg, I see.
MrAsquared100 14
iconic response
RichardPencil 32
Surely, they’ll want you in their cast.
dexter420 21
Those poles can get slippery
bartsj1988 7
not anymore you are
Lobby_Bee 18
Aww, I wrist you the best.
Kurliez408 32
send them an email. surely you can reschedule under these circumstances?
chessu 21
If it's a high demand school, they have no reason to. If this is 'the dream' for you, you're probably just going to have to pump yourself up on painkillers (I think they do a shot of some sort?) and dance through the twisted ankle and adjust your routine to take your fractured wrist into consideration. That, they surely must appreciate and if you're any good, at least give you the benefit of the doubt to pass you onto the next round.
zoelog 10
apparently not.