Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announced over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, at a wedding reception, on a crowded dance floor, it was a perfect opportunity for a candid photo. I took one step back without looking and bumped straight into the cake table, then watched in slow motion as the entire cake tipped and slid off. FML
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Top comments
evaki1 12
Jumpin' wedding? What is that?
somewizdom 15
I should call you if my ex decides to get married.
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Comments (114)
mega20913 8
if I were you OP, I would give them their money back for their inconvenience...then save up to buy some nice, quality equipment...
TexasJosh 0
Always think ahead, always prepare for if/when things go wrong. Sucks for them but I can't be a jerk, it happens to all of us. I'm a photographer and I forgot my extra camera battery and my camera died during a shoot. Made me always double check from then on. Better luck next time.
DCFan 9
Being prepared? A crime against Murphy's law. Book em' Dan-o!
RahmEsHestos 5
You should always be prepared. You should give them at least half their money back
DCFan 9
He should give all of the money back. It wasn't even his portable cd player that "saved the day".
DocBastard 40
For their inconvenience, they should have made you start singing. It probably would have been ok until you got to "We Are Family" and "Macarena".
EvilCupcake8361 9
I've never met anyone who could sing all the correct lyrics to macarena so he might just end up mumbling half of it haha
Ctrl_H 18
eleneguneraelemacarinaeleneneguleneellemacarineellenengullendjsp EH MACARENA!
Nudi_fml 13
Lesson learned hopefully. Its going to cost you a lot of disparage
dlohoh978 8
Who in their right mind says something like disparage??
False_Stupidity 42
Who in their wrong mind even says something like disparage ??
GlitterBomb 5
Did you have to give them their money back?
Equin0x 0
Jumpin"? FYL
illabye 0
Just tell them that was your "planned" theme: A night in the past.
PYLrulz 17
Something I learned from the Boy Scouts... Be prepared!
WhoaItsKiernan 4
I learned that from the movie Hoodwinked. "Be prepared, be prepared..."
WCARlover 35
Eff the bride and groom's life! How could you not have backup?