Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
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Top comments
Zomlette 0
At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.
LadyLovely08 0
What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.
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Comments (99)
s3klyma 0
Haha. FYL. That really sucks
andyn 0
Not really, they're from america so theyre probably related anyway.
chaosleader0 0
it would be well theyre from the south so theyre probably related dumbass not from America alone. but still yeah sure your the only sound guy IN TOWN doesnt mean they cant find one out of town you should of declined to do the sound unless your still friends with her and she asked you to
tournamentdecide 33
Get it straight, Alabama and Arkansas have high incest rates. Not the south in general.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
FYL that's horrible! but lol.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
haahah sucks to be you
Zomlette 0
At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.
desmaddin 5
It was only rehearsal. So I think anyone was fine. Well, at least technically
kobold_fml 1
Haha, I liked this! :-)
NeatNit 33
the sound tech can still refuse... no one held a gun to his head.
LadyLovely08 0
What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.
oldskoolman85 0
FAKE!
Stupidpoorpeople 0
Major burn.
melicakes 0
awwww, that sucks :(
philly8608 0
I don't mean to be rude, but couldn't the OP just have said no? Either to taking the job or to walking her down the aisle?
tvspeedy07 0
In this industry passing up a gig is never really a good idea.
rotyeqnor 0
maybe not say no to the job but say no to the pastor for escorting her. I think he would understand if you explained the situation
partialsun365 0
did you mean economy? because that seems to make alot more sense than what you said.
PR_Portuguess 0
I think he meant industry. As a sound tech guy in a small town especially-you need to keep a good reputation or as soon as another one comes along, they'll all go to the new guy. Word of mouth is the main catalyst for that business.
PR_Portuguess 0
He probably wanted to be a mature adult. Plus, he is getting paid, which is his livelihood.
caancoha 0
I thought it was the actual wedding at first, and I was like "OUCH!" But I just skipped the word "Rehearsal". At least you weren't the stand-in father for the real thing.