If you manage to cycle into stationary things you should probably stick to your own two feet, and not move any faster than walking speed, for other people's safety.

My friend did that once, she tried telling us that the cars were moving, come to find out, someone filmed it and posted it to her Facebook, it proved her wrong.

Wow, can you say fail? xD

How can it possibly be anyone's fault but yours?! Unless those cars were parked in the middle of the road in a hidden dip or something... which I somehow doubt!!! Oh and YDI for riding a bike...

Wow, epic fail.

This is pretty much me. I was riding my bike to campus (that's college campus, I was 23) went down a hill and set up for what I though was gonna be a sweet high speed turn in to a parking area in my apt. complex. What it turned out to be was a too fast of a turn in the row of parked cars that were in the parking lot (the turn was greater than 90 degrees.) I hit the breaks but its to little too late and I go over the trunk of one car and right shoulder first straight into the tail light of the next. Broke my collar bone clean in two and had to go to the ER, then a few days later I had to have a plate put in there to align the bone correctly. I didn't feel like it was so much a FML situation for me as much as the poor SOB who's car I creamed, breaking the tail-light, bending up the rear quarter panel, and misaligning the trunk lid. I left a note and he didn't want anything for it (which was awesome, and part of why My Life Ain't ****** :) )

lol my friend did the same thing almost 3 years ago, she was running and went around a corner and hit a car, it destroyed her leg.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

phhailll

Do us all a favor and don`t ever get your license. Thank you.

wow just wow

... No. Words.