Pokerking98
United States
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihpgolj
United States
BIKES
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
fiat850
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
ramble ramble
Monroe, United States
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Mark
United States
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Top comments
boatiebanter 0
If you manage to cycle into stationary things you should probably stick to your own two feet, and not move any faster than walking speed, for other people's safety.
_spazziee 6
My friend did that once, she tried telling us that the cars were moving, come to find out, someone filmed it and posted it to her Facebook, it proved her wrong.
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Comments (98)
KASHMIR_fml 0
i would never let you touch my Ducati and first.....
Anajox 0
I've actually done this before. :/ Sorry that happened, but be more careful.
NickelPhosphate 0
Aw man that sucks! At least they weren't moving tho cuz then you'd be in trouble =/
ShoShenron 0
... Genius.
ohhboyy 0
people like you drive cars too. now thats a scary thought..
annahoward 0
dude, how did you managed to do that? hope you didn't recked the cars. then your life would be ******.
Mc09toofine 0
lol!!!!!! lmao!!! wow.......u kno they make jokes after people like you!! : P
christianmcox 0
1st off learn how to ride a bike bro 2nd open your f**king eyes you didnt see two carz in front of you parked? UDI for not having training wheels on your bike since you obviously cant ride one correctly
annahoward 0
btw, there's a new thing called breaks. they make your bike stop in case you... dont want to crash against two parked cars.
24788 7
lol, that's terrible.