Pokerking98
United States
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihpgolj
United States
BIKES
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
eyeleanify
United States
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
fiat850
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
ramble ramble
Monroe, United States
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Mark
United States
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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boatiebanter 0
If you manage to cycle into stationary things you should probably stick to your own two feet, and not move any faster than walking speed, for other people's safety.
_spazziee 6
My friend did that once, she tried telling us that the cars were moving, come to find out, someone filmed it and posted it to her Facebook, it proved her wrong.
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Comments (98)
brianjman14 23
maybe u shuldnt have added that last sentence, then we would feel bad 4 u
cellycrunk 16
I've done that! when I was blindfolded:/
tagedawg 0
that's cuz your a woman
cindebaby 0
don't blink so long next time duhh lol
KittenLuvs1212 0
lol u fail
atnguyen11 0
hahaha nicely done!!! :)
XxVENMxSNAIKxX 0
EPIC FAIL!!!
stevie125 0
have fun dealing with the people's cars you crashed into.
_spazziee 6
My friend did that once, she tried telling us that the cars were moving, come to find out, someone filmed it and posted it to her Facebook, it proved her wrong.
saintlouieb 14
"That ****** came out of nowhere!" -40 Year Old Virgin