Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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MDoremis 38
That is so disgusting.
abattior 18
A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.
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Comments (88)
vikky538 29
tell him that's not the right way to check the temperatures...
Gillett 23
I know huh! Tell him rectal is the best way!
tdawg91 17
He was just getting to know you through pheromones ...... But seriously that's so disgusting, I hope you poked his eyes
vlalam 24
what...
rmllavaneras 19
"That's how we're like in Jersey" just got taken to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
StarDust5921 16
It could have been a dare. Has anyone seen a show called Impractical Jokers? This reminds me of an episode where the loser had to stick a random strangers toe in his mouth. It was so disgusting but I laughed my ass off at the same time.
linnie_wesker 20
#42 It doesn't matter if it was a dare or not... if that happened to me I'd scream at the guy and call the police.
StarDust5921 16
I didn't say it justified his actions. I was just speculating. If it were me in the situation, I would have given the guy a swift right hook for touching me.
J483 12
All I'm wondering is where you work.
Georgiegirl999 8
How did he get that close to you.....
stephanyovalle 15
I got many questions. How in the world does this happen? How did he come so near to you to reach your armpit? ... Why did you have your armpits exposed? What the actual ****? This is so wrong in so many levels
Metthew 15
Well, that's really uncomfortable.
Dick_diamond 22
Takes "finger licking good" to a whole 'nother level.. Creep alert