Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
That is so disgusting.
abattior 18
A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.
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Comments (88)
buckdharma 38
Who's your daddy? Why Colonel Sanders of course, cause op's finger lickin' good.
Mr23 9
And even in this case, over 80 people think the OP deserved it. In the immortal words of #6, "What the actual F?"
kittyfrozen 19
blame it on OP for showing his/her armpit!!
wtffml1979 22
Him and his buddies could've been playing an I dare you or prank loser game. Ya never know.....well I hope that's what it is.
StickyPickles 33
I guess you are his type. . Lucky you
Frillwee95 12
At least he had some manners and used his finger, because it would be a lot more weird if he went tongue to pit...
rjc490 29
Haha I just pictured this and laughed out really loud at work!
WitEluded 13
I bet he is the type of guy who would drink your dirty bath water
ladyLALAA 29
I hope you weren't wearing deodorant.
Snugglewumps 5
You've just been claimed
JK4EVR8114 1
Is this some weird fetish I've never heard of?
amanda182 19
Lol did you ask him how it tastes?