Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Top comments
soulebelius 17
Why were you directly in front of him for 40 seconds? Uh.. MOVE.
fireysaje 10
You probably have your shirt on backwards, don't dive into a dumpster looking for it
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Comments (86)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"My name tag turns invisible when perverts look at my lady bits."
perdix 31
It was a good 40 seconds for him, was it good for you? On the plus side, with such a long look at your chest, there's no doubt you are the star of his masturbation fantasy tonight and probably for the next week. Maybe even forever ;)
Nolimit2217 32
Guys will be guys!
goose12321 11
Mmmmm boobs
laden_swallow09 35
A guy… as opposed to a real man who can practice some self-restraint?
EmsyyyRose13 24
Comments like that are why rape culture is so prevalent, #33.
newyorkcityguy 9
So you're comparing staring to rape? Nice.
EmsyyyRose13 24
73, rape culture and actual rape are different things. Rape culture involves victim-blaming, not taking sexual assault seriously, misogny, objectification of women, etc. The story doesn't have to be about actual rape to be a part of rape culture. Read up on it, and you'll know what I mean.
EvilUndead 9
Sometimes people stare into space and you happen to be in the way.
Shmatterhorn 38
That kind of help is not very appreciated But he got what he wanted,
aeonsoul 12
Let it stay forgotten
imtooshy 18
Not sure where you work but I'm thinking maybe you can wear an apron to help so you're not in that kind of uncomfortable situation again.
Caltech 12
Please think of a Situation. if a creepy guy blatantly stared at ur chest for a good 40 seconds. what will u do?(girl's perspective)
EmsyyyRose13 24
Tell him "My eyes are up here," most likely.
worldclassrager 41
If he was blankly looking for the thought of the word don't be too creeped out...
ShakeDisPlace 10
The guy got a good 40 seconds there to figure out you were missing your name tag.