Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Top comments
soulebelius 17
Why were you directly in front of him for 40 seconds? Uh.. MOVE.
fireysaje 10
You probably have your shirt on backwards, don't dive into a dumpster looking for it
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Comments (86)
gaki_fml 8
You of course replied, " and you forgot your manners".
zolziski 11
I just burned butternut on the stove top because I was reading this FML and the comments that followed. Damn OP, you have some seriously distracting lady bits!
vballgirly28 16
Observant creepers are still creepers. FYL
VVerevvolf 3
So women can sport a huge cleavage, but men are forbidden to look at it?
zolziski 11
I think the trick is to at least TRY to be discreet.
EmsyyyRose13 24
We aren't objects placed on the planet just for men's viewing pleasure.
EvilUndead 9
57, 1. I wouldn't be surprised if a lesbian girl stared at somebody's breasts. 2. If you don't like to be looked at, don't ever leave your home. 3. 40 seconds isn't that long. It is amusing that some women automatically assume that anybody who looks at them has some perverted intention. Girls, the world does not revolve around you, and if a guy looks for fap material, there's infinite supply of it on the internet, so unless you're a supermodel or insanely good looking, that was probably an accident.
DorkAlert 10
I don't think he was looking to see if u had a name tag for 40 seconds
nitrog100 21
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
thatgirlincali 13
Atleast you have a nice chest? Idk. Don't wear low cuts?
umyeahh 13
Where did it say she was wearing a low-cut top?
thatgirlincali 13
That's why I put the idk and ?, because I didn't know.
BEButterfly 13
I would have said thanks for the heads up. Oh and by the way the HEADS UP is why I'm filing a sexual harassment suit against you:) have a nice day!
gordogirls 4
My word, a man stared at a skanks ****, id be willing to bet YDI wearing a push up bra and a v shirt so ur cleavage hangs out just right!! I had a good rack before my babies and when I wanted men to stare they did but when I covered them up they didnt. Women know that, all women. You can't have the hotties stares without the creepers. Good luck next time OP.
False_Stupidity 42
Obviously he was looking and thinking to himself 'there's something missing here...' It just took him a whole 40 second to work out it was your name tag... Some people are slow