Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Top comments
robinsn 0
Who completely undoes their pants to pee? I just unzip my fly... But that's just me.
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol don't be surprised if you get a raise.
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Comments (60)
FunwithBumperCar 0
Stick your balls in between your legs so they are visible from the other side and squeeze,
jonny2x4 0
I thought he was just "assuming the position" to get that promotion.
thatkiddkyle 0
Dropping pants at urinal: 3 seconds. Picking them up: 10 seconds Time for your boss to walk in bathroom: 5 seconds. Bosses reaction: Priceless.
gillettthomas 0
haha thats funny. I would be proud of my self.
mandypandypants 4
Cuff your underwear next time.
WOW_BS 0
9- Personal experience?
neeren81 0
The first one I've laughed at all day
musicloverwells 13
pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
shitcreeksurvr 13
Uh...do you go comando at work OP? If not i'd say some new undies are in order, elastic is a good thing.
Sadsmile 2
should you not just kneel down just saying?