Unknown
United States
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
romancocks
Palatka, United States
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
iannie
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
gotmon3y
United States
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Anonymous
Lloydminster, Canada
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
ifeelfat
United States
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
sharkboy
Honolulu, United States
Shark Week
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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MrFraser25 2
I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever
batfan5683 6
are you fat and orange???
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spork012 0
I wana see a pic of u now
mArkoman134 0
un look at the bright side girl.. you were mistaken for someone famous :)
rat3dxx 0
loose weight
Gabi135 3
people need to stop faking when they are really excited but say theyre not nice try though
niki74_fml 0
so that means you look like an over tanned, over weight, party *****. :) or the person that saw you was stupid. :)
StefosSs 7
GTL oompa loompa
bunbun1116 2
hi tish
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lose weight, wash off and/or get rid of that awful fake orange tan, lose the excessive pompadour (just an inch of height is perfectly fine; no need for six inches) and stop looking like a troll. Easy, peasy!
saturnsonic 3
263 quadder Sarcasim Dumbass,look it up in a dictionary. oh a dictionary is a book full of words you need to learn....lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Unfortunately 'sarcasim' is not in the dictionary. Care to try again? This time, don't suggest a word that's not in the dictionary if you want someone to learn a definition. Spelling correctly helps a great deal, so I hear... and unfortunately since you can't master that you have no right telling someone else they need to learn something.
Elendil_fml 10
I was mistaken for Kevin Smith once.