Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
Not sure where you live OP, but if you live in the US, that kid could get into serious trouble bringing one of those into school. If you know the kid report him to school security and he should be at least suspended for a while, if not, he'll be dealing with the police.
Rodgerdodger17 15
Did the teacher not do anything to the bbgun kid? If she didn't, I would be concerned about school shooters
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Emmereen 29
The teacher didn't hear it? I haven't been around any BB guns, so I'm not sure how loud they are. Hope your foot is okay and that the kid who shot you faced some serious repercussions.
Spartan_Spar 15
They can be quite quiet so I'm not surprised that the teacher didn't hear it.
macguy4321 14
I'm surprised they didn't call the SWAT team on the kid with the BB gun
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Someone swore. That's obviously a bigger danger.
ChaiseT 16
Welcome to the public education system.
InfiniteSunshine 32
I don't understand how the teacher could be so oblivious to the fact that you were hurt and that was obviously why you swore. There's a difference between someone swearing just to swear, and someone doing it because they're in pain, who yells **** just to yell it, especially in school? Also, If I got shot in the foot with a BB gun, I'd be limping or sitting holding my foot, especially to assess the damage. Not to mention, as soon as she tried to write me up for swearing, she'd be immediately told that I was just ******* shot and the better thing to do was probably to get a first aid kit or something, then punish the real problem here, the asshole who brought a weapon to school.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Scientific studies have proven that swearing actually causes pain relief. So now you have grounds to sue the teacher for denying pain relief.
Procryon 10
"AH F*K, I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT" "Excuse me who do you think you are to use such language!?" "Thank god, a teacher! Please help me, that guy over there shot me with his-" "That is not the point here. YOU just screamed out a curse word. Detention for the next two weeks after school!" "But what about hi-" "That's probably the kids SCIENCE PROJECT, let him be. Are you going to start bullying and blaming people now? TWO more weeks of detention added!"
guttedbrit 26
This reminds me of when I was in college, and said the same word after being stung by a wasp during the lesson. I not only got into trouble, but automatically failed the test I was taking and had to redo it the following week. But in all seriousness, BB guns are banned aren't they? it does need to be confiscated! I hope you make a quick recovery!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Not only does the BB gun need to get confiscated, the kid need to get suspended.
guttedbrit 26
agreed!
TheShiphoo 14
Man up, BB guns don't hurt enough to cause "agonizing" pain.
Geckosrock99 33
Have some sympathy, Douchebag. Don't victim blame.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Yes they absolutely do. Standard BB guns can shoot anywhere from 150ft/s to 560ft/s, it only takes 150ft/s to pierce the skin, and 200 is enough to fracture bone. Combined with the hard metal pellets that are used, and the fact that feet are all bone with no cushioning, that would hurt a lot. A BB gun has the potential to kill someone under the right circumstances, you can't say they don't hurt. My mom got shot in the leg with one when she was a teen, over 20yrs later and she still has a scar from it.
MandieL 27
I think people are mistaking bb for air soft.
metalcrazed 21
They really don't we used to shoot each other with bb guns all the time,we used them like toys. I was shot in the face with one.
zman938 8
You're probably thinking of airsoft guns not BB guns...
pixierara 28
I'm guessing you're from a rural area. People at my rural area school get away with too much crap like this.
dharmaint 15
I would have told the teacher to **** off