Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
Not sure where you live OP, but if you live in the US, that kid could get into serious trouble bringing one of those into school. If you know the kid report him to school security and he should be at least suspended for a while, if not, he'll be dealing with the police.
Rodgerdodger17 15
Did the teacher not do anything to the bbgun kid? If she didn't, I would be concerned about school shooters
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ryzzostar 16
In the US it's illegal to carry any type of weapon. It can even be imaginary for it to be considered a weapon. One of my friend's children a few years back, in 1st grade, picked up a piece of paper that was cut in the shape of Florida, where we live, pointed it like a gun at another kid, and got suspended and almost expelled. After Columbine, Sandy Hook, etc., we're a bit more cautious about percieved weapons and children thinking it's OK to have weapons at school when it's drilled into us that it's not OK. Do I think a first grade should be considered for expulsion over a piece of paper shape like our home state? No. I think that was a bit much, school system trying to make an example... it was even on the news... But I do think that a kid having a bb gun in school should not be tolerated, airsoft should not be tolerated. Those are actual weapons.
tounces7 28
So the teacher wrote you up without even asking what happened, or noticing you cradling your foot? Is the teacher legally blind?
Tsukiyomi 16
This is where is approprite to say "**** off, PTA"
srhoa01 14
Just to add info. This was after school, and I was staying after for practice. While we were outside, a kid came and shot me with a B.B. Gun. It was one of those plastic bullets or whatever but it still hurt enough and left a pretty big bruise. The teacher, my chemistry teacher, apparently didn't even see him shoot it, even though he was basically right in front of her. Thankfully, I talked to the principal and we got my referral removed and the kid is suspended from school and possibly facing charges. ;)
GhostFox 34
Good on the principal and on you for pursuing it! If the kid was nutty enough to bring a BB gun to school, he very well could have escalated to bringing a more serious weapon.
Queen_of_Night 20
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was reading a paper and some guy screamed in my ear. Apparently, that was not an excuse for "not being lady-like".
ishmanunez 1
"THATS IT! IVE HAD ENOUGH!"
PapiiChuloo 4
I brought a bb gun to school in 2nd grade (didnt know any better, but i wasnt waving it around or anything, some kid saw it in my bag & pulled it out & teacher saw it) & they literally brought 7 cops down & were trying to get me expelled but i ended up getting suspended for a week. They really over reacted.
hydronoxx 11
what was the kid doing with a BB gun at school?
Gigglyrocks 15
dang, guns are so accessible these days. how did a student get his hands on a BB gun?? Smh America is failing
momac86 17
Omg I'm the most inappropriate person ever when I read "disrespectful language" I snort laughed... Seriously tho hope your foot is ok and I hope that school has a hard crack down on that sort of thing