Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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Top comments
mazio09210517 5
why the hell did you go to the ***** wedding?
xxmollyxx 25
Don't go to ex partners' weddings.
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Comments (196)
bete_noire_fml 7
That's caring of you to go to an ex-girlfriends big day, but you should be spending a little less time worrying about how they met and more time working on the bridesmaids. Weddings are a top event to find a new girlfriend/hookup, something to do with all that romance, and the music just sets the women in the mood. It is truely a beautiful thing man.
padlarf 14
Nobody said she cheated on him.
br0ccoli 15
Seems like she's the ride at the amusement park that everyone always loves.
anarchist884 9
That's rough, man. Hate to say it but you were heading for heartache by attending at all :(
erasg1 1
Why in da hellls are you at your ex's wedding bro. That's a big no no. Move on bro. Look for other pusss-E bro.
awagh666 14
You bro, you stop saying bro at the end of every sentence bro. Getit bro?
krysxkatastrophe 14
25- I think I could actually feel my brain cells committing suicide when I read your comment.
DjeePee 25
Meet Pusss-E, unwanted bastardchild of Puss in Boots and beloved pet of Wall-E.
itsme1321 3
#53 - You win! :D
isamisis 9
Sounds like you're a tool! Why would you go to her wedding?
schubur 3
Op why the **** did you even go?!
ma77 9
Should have stood up and called her out on it. **** her and her stupid wedding.
Crazberry 5
And then you should have stamped your feet and thrown the cake whilst screaming at the top of your lungs. Like any other child would.
janerose21 3
This reminds me of a movie called bridesmaids, some funny shit!!
plaguer 26
and OP apparently found out while at said wedding, so unless you can see the future.
Sannekee 18
I know it has been said a lot, but why did you go to her wedding? If you two stayed friends after the break up, then why didn't you know how she met her new husband? If not, why would she invite you?