Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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Top comments
mazio09210517 5
why the hell did you go to the ***** wedding?
xxmollyxx 25
Don't go to ex partners' weddings.
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Comments (196)
papabear88 6
oh snap
noisebox 1
What were you doing there? Hope you at least came in the back door back in the day.....
Disobey_fml 13
When the preacher says speak now or forever hold your peace, object and say you banged her a week a go. And leave.
Crackers25 0
Ya man, I must say that attending was a pretty lousy idea.
mjmsmommy89 0
Why would you go to her wedding?
Savannabooh 0
You dated a bitch my friend
lonelyharts86 8
Why would you even go?
AhmandahAnarchy 5
YDI for even going to the ***** wedding. WTF were you thinking?
diva239 8
Why were you even there??
AJRand 14
Why are people having a problem with him being there? Not all relationships end on bad terms. My best friend is one of my exes.