Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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I'm happy for you, but…
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Not such a happy ending
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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mazio09210517 5
why the hell did you go to the ***** wedding?
xxmollyxx 25
Don't go to ex partners' weddings.
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Comments (196)
trucker67 10
Why would you go to an ex's wedding , they are obviously ex for a reason !!
snafu63 0
dude, you totally effing deserve it for going to your ex's wedding. how were you able to convince yourself that was a good idea?
OfficeNinja 5
Sorry dude. I hope you at least got drunk for free. And that you hooked up with her maid of honor.
MaryPoppins88 14
Why would you go to your ex wedding in the first place I thinks it's time to move on
vintage3113 6
And what in the **** were you doing at your ex's wedding?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And you're at this Wedding because....
accursedvenom 1
what the hell would possess you to actually go? you deserved it for attending willingly. slap yourself with a fist.
TergesteCity 12
sorry for OP, but why did he go? O_o
Davick 0
what were you thinking? you don't go to an ex's wedding unless you know the parents like you better :)
marisadc79 0
Why exactly were you at her wedding?