Today, we found out the god-awful smell in our truck was actually coming from the whole uncooked chicken I thought the store forgot to ring up over two weeks ago. It had fallen out of the bag and under the passenger seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
Today, I ran over a recently-killed skunk in the road. My truck now smells absolutely rancid, and the smell will probably last for months. At least it goes well with my dog, who was also skunked 6 weeks ago. FML
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
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602offroad 12
So you can cook an egg on a hot engine block, but not a chicken under the passenger seat. Next experiment!
rodfergie 18
That happened to me, with a piece of salmon durring the summer. My wife and I both thought the other had grabbed it and put it into the freezer. Didn't use my truck for a few days and almost passed out when I opened it. I was tying fabreeze and lysol cans in it for weeks to get the smell out. i feel for you.
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Comments (16)
mindy12182 17
I had the same thing happened to me with 10lb incased raw hamburger that my friend bought when we went grocery shopping together it was horrible!
pjsr 33
Now you can stop blaming each other for the odor problem
602offroad 12
So you can cook an egg on a hot engine block, but not a chicken under the passenger seat. Next experiment!
Rented_eyebrows 18
Did your shopping not come with a receipt?
Bearsmomma 30
The receipt wouldn't do any good if it was rung up but not bagged.
sgibson982136 10
they didn't even ring it up. I looked on the receipt and it wasnt there. so,I thought I didn't get it
worldclassrager 41
Check your receipt if it's on there it should be in the car...I had the same issue with dish soap but my car smelled quite good for awhile
rodfergie 18
It ws in the car, they forgot/missed it, and left it in the truck and it spoiled
Zebediabolical 45
"forgot to ring up". You didn't bother to check the bill to see if you paid for it?
Selina1407 11
...A whole chicken can fit under your passenger seat?
rodfergie 18
That happened to me, with a piece of salmon durring the summer. My wife and I both thought the other had grabbed it and put it into the freezer. Didn't use my truck for a few days and almost passed out when I opened it. I was tying fabreeze and lysol cans in it for weeks to get the smell out. i feel for you.
iswearimhuman 12
Maybe next time try not to forget a...whole chicken?
lemonlaide 9
You're a ******* idiot.