Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.
rein 8
that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.
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Comments (97)
Cynical_in_SK 6
Wow...there really aught to be a law that allows you to shoot stupid people. Don't think of it so much as murder...it's more like improving the gene pool and ensuring the survival of our species. Then again maybe she ate some of the half-cooked chicken and the issue will resolve itself.
eftup 9
You must be crazy!
Silence129 0
Amazing, guys talk bad about the women they are with? Maybe you are crazy. Ever think of that?
Millman_fml 9
Well maybe you are crazy?
prettygirl121 0
Are you a crazy chick?
the_golden_one 6
you know you should of totally taken this scenario... them: 'blah blah crazy blah blah' sister: should be embaresed introduces you you: oh i hope "bfs sisters name inserted here" hasn't been overplaying me you know she always exagerates put in a story she probs has told you (who hasnt got dirt on bfs sisters) and make her sound small then introduce yourself as the crazy gf (people love sacastically accepting the name) and shake their hands and lick their face... or alterantively grab grandmas walking stick snap it in two and threaten them....
animalover721 3
Shoulda punched em in the face and said "crazy? No. Angry at bitches? Yeahhhhhh!
animalover721 3
Haha
dmw25 0
My dude is baggin! Lol
daydreamer244 13
that's a free pass to act insane. use it wisely.
Nhk_fml 4
Ummmmmm why went u hanging with your boyfriend??