Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
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Zebidee 9
Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.
rein 8
that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.
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Comments (97)
Cinn_fml 23
And? What's wrong with being a bit crazy? It's usually the 'crazy' people that have the most fun. So just go with it and have fun.
guckylynn 19
Its the quiet ones you should be afraid of.
Cinn_fml 23
Not necessarily, sometimes they're the most fun of all. ;p
simplylost643 0
26, Do you really believe that we should be encouraging anyone to act out their craziness? Having been stabbed by a woman before for trying to end a relationship amiably, I say no, we should not encourage crazy.
Cinn_fml 23
Fine, Simplylost, I'll rephrase my original sentiment. 'What's wrong with being the quirky and fun kind of crazy?' Clearly, bat-shit, psycho crazy is not something to be encouraged. I just happen to use the word 'crazy' to mean the good kind.
aFatFuck 0
It's the crazy people that say crazy people are fun. It's the quiet people that say quiet people are fun. It's the boring people that say boring people are fun. It's the retarded people that say retarded people are fun. And so on,
krysxkatastrophe 14
Maybe she meant crazy as in fun and spontaneous?
leadman1989 16
"Don't stop believing hold on to that feeling" Now that song is stuck in my head... nice :)
CrazyGirl445 4
its ok hun. apparently I'm psychotic
Enslaved 38
Nothing wrong with being a little crazy. Time to live up to your rep!
blackbelt25 12
"hey is your brother still going out with that crazy girl?" girl: yeah were still going out Them:...
Yung23 0
Did that make crazy chick angry?:)
BadAsCactus 7
Oh snap someone thinks your crazy I bet that cut you real deep (sarcasm)
slick5880 22
Sad how some people can't take a complement. Wonder what she would have done if you said "Their is no way in hell I'd hit that."?
slick5880 22
Wrong FML but still kinda fits
champjb 0
congrats. ur crazy
BrownSugar_fml 5
But you have a boyfriend not a girlfriend! Ooooo!
BrownSugar_fml 5
Oops, I didn't see that it wasn't the op's sister. Meh.