Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.
rein 8
that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.
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Comments (97)
muhilrashid 4
Haha the crazy chic haha funny
jedielf 23
Hmmm. I'm imagining that the only thing you could have done there was just to smile and go along with it. If you'd said "Hang on, I'm not crazy!" that wouldn't really have helped your cause there.
Deathhound 27
Yeah, would have done the same thing!
babycakesy 0
take it as a compliment!
perdix 31
You got published on FML for being called a "crazy" chick?!?!! Back in the good ol' days, to get this story published, they'd have to have called you fat, ugly, a ***** or that girl that used to be a dude. Crazy? Pshaw!
caviar_fml 2
where was your boyfriend?!
Yournamehere42 7
That's what I'm wondering. If she didn't know anyone there, and her boyfriend wasn't there, why was she? If people are asking the sister about the "crazy" girl, it sounds like she probably participated in this kind of discussion before and doesn't like OP either. Maybe it's a hint.
Cinn_fml 23
Isn't it possible that the OP's boyfriend either hadn't arrived yet, or was talking to someone else at the time, etc.? It's also possible that the OP was trying to get more comfortable with his family without her bf around...
eurekaroy 6
Awkward silence.
perdix 31
Wake me up when the punchline is, "Is your brother still going out with the chick that used to be a dude?" "Crazy" just makes me hit the snooze and go back to sleep.
HahaYDI 0
That was your 8000th comment. /unrelated
perdix 31
Holy crap, you're right! They could write a book of just my comments! I wonder what I could have done if only I used my powers for Good.
ikickgingers 15
Congrats let's practice making babies
perdix 31
Thanks, ikick, I am flattered by the sentiment, but that's why my previous incarnation had to disappear leaving a few thousand comments of his own. He got in trouble mostly because private messaging hadn't yet been added to FML.
FoxOnTheStreet 9
A book full of perdix's comments? Oh, hell yes!
TaylorMcGown 2
Be nice to them. You can change their views on you entirely by killing them with kindness.
rhysfucker 24
At least he talks about you to his family...
annababyyy 0
Reminds me of my brother's ex....
MarkARod 0
Wow annababyyy your so gorgeous!!!!!!!!