Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bragging rights
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
I get around
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Back and forth and back again
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Betrayed
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Sorry Sweaty
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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thatkid00117 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Didn't you learn to share in kindergarten??!!
flockz 20
mine. mine mine mine mine mine.
RoboCunnilingus 23
What is wrong with you two?
zed34 18
Pretty sure there are some things you don't share
Wowxoxo 17
Like Reese's cups #35!
threer 30
They're joking. Chill out..
capslockisgood 19
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
thatkid00117 16
Thank you, I'm surprised people actually took me seriously
flockz 20
in which way does me quoting Finding Nemo give women the misconception that all men are cheaters?
RoboCunnilingus 23
They're obviously joking. Bad, bad jokes.
iluvFMLs15 19
two fingers?! you didn't say anything about two fingers :p
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Just shut the **** up, 51. It was obviously a joke. If that comment is why women see guys as cheaters maybe they're as blind as you are. Seriously, did you even think before you posted that? One guy on fml portrays the entire male population as cheaters? You gotta be ******* kidding me.
timelessone 16
All men are the same just as all women are the same.
Fedezzer 20
I think the sharing joke was quite funny, although it would've been more so had it the author added more exclamation marks. I'm just saying: learn to recognise jokes and don't thumb them down. I hate people who down thumb because they're stupid.
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
Uramonkey 11
I love how Op's ex said he was "just ****-shaming". How else are ***** supposed treated? With full dignity?
Alicestraza 33
Yes with dignity, because there is nothing wrong with being promiscuous if it isn't harming anyone. However cheaters should not be treated with dignity.
adrenalx42 2
Being a **** is not socially acceptable
Uramonkey 11
There are many things wrong with promiscuity if it goes too far. The risk of STD's increases, many people are often left emotionally hurt (even if it isn't cheating) and it signifies you are an uncommitted person. There is a reason why being called a **** is considered a bad thing. I'm probably going to get thumbed down for this but you can try to change my opinion if you wish.
LissaMccracken 23
Go on and thumb my comment down, but I think sex should be about love... It should be special
Uramonkey 11
74- No one is dictating how people should live their lives. We are all just expressing different opinions. It's ok to disagree.
Uramonkey 11
I suppose my 1st comment was a bit insensitive. It's just that ***** often put themselves in a position to receive hate. Previous lovers often get jealous. But hey, what do I know. I still haven't gotten lucky yet so maybe my opinions will change when I do :p.
nightbirdblue 27
Don't people have a right to their opinion just as much as people can be promiscuous if they choose? **** shaming is such a big thing at the moment, but think about how many times you "shame" someone for doing something or for being who they are. (weight, intelligence, clothing choice, how someone writes or types, the type of phone they have, the console they have, along with many others) People are always going to be mean to other people. People are always going to judge other people. Judgements and opinions really go hand and hand. So unless we suddenly lose the ability to form opinions, we're not going to stop shaming people for all the things that we see as negative.
NikkiAmber09 12
So men can have a bunch of sex with people and its okay. But when a girl does she's a ****? The woman is a cheater. And she gives us real feminists a bad name. It's a divine right by anyone to have sexual freedom as long as what they are doing isn't harming anyone (including stds, cheating.) if I feel like having sex with a bunch of guys because I want to be single and they feel the same way, then it should be fine. Shaming anyone for anything, especially their opinion is wrong. But an opinion about passing judgement like they know the person based on appearance and "what they hear" isn't right either. Unbiased until you know the facts and don't judge unless your in for jury duty. I don't pass judgement on any of you, I'm sure you're all lovely. :)
Purplehazeglass 9
Reasonable. Everyone THEORETICALLY has the right to opinion under international human rights law (see ICCPR), but under the same set of laws you can't abuse that right to say racially vilifying things. Assuming human rights lawyers know what they're doing, that means some opinions should be shamed. Like saying blacks should be separated from whites.
puffleprincess 7
#68-my point exactly.
Sal_G_63 5
120: long story short, people are assholes
Emily062611 6
124 - I don't think it's okay for men either. I think it's generally difficult to have sexual relationships with multiple people without hurting someone. That's what the problem is. I also have a problem with people doing it for attention and then complaining about receiving negative attention.
beclaurela 18
Wow, I suppose you should be glad you got out of that one. She seems like somethin' else.
bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
TheDrifter 24
Don't forget horribly rude. After all we all know how horrible of a person OP must be for "**** shaming" right?
nix1993 41
I love that she's essentially calling herself a ****. If he's ****-shaming her, then she has to be a ****.
FindingYujin 26
You're really better off than being in such a toxic relationship.
stellasue11 38
absolutely right!!
carecow 16
Wow sorry OP. Be glad she's out of your life.
Pesticides 19
I'm more proud that op said newly ex. no more generic comments about that!
threer 30
Don't you mean ex-girlfriend?
KayleeT 9
Yeah, how dare you be upset about this! Shame on you!
cp399 14
At least she admits that she's a ****
pam241 15
she's a selfish, cheating, unworthy bitch
TheJawsman 18
Oh, she deserves to be shamed, that's for sure :)
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Good thing she's gone