Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Top comments
bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
Treveyon56 14
The point is that they think they can get whatever they want and not get caught.
griggypop 4
You could say "yes, you're a ****. Shame on you"
Drifting 21
I'm glad she's now your ex....how stupid are some people lol
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Maybe you're "****-shaming" her because…she really IS a ****? FYL
ladyvidel 19
There's a difference between **** shaming and calling her out for being a cheater. I'm sorry, OP.
JEHughes 13
Yea, you're a lot better off without her and your mutual "friend"
Ziggy122 15
It's dumbasses like her that give all feminists a bad name. Yes, it is okay to have an active sex life. No, it is not okay to sleep around when you're in a committed relationship.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I don't think she knows what ****-shaming is. It's okay to be a **** if you want, but if you decide to be in a relationship you have to be committed or you tell your partner that you like open relationships. She can't really pull the ****-shaming card here unless she informed you, so FYL OP.
LindsayxMoore 18
Wow what a bitch.
AmbienDreams 20
I can never understand people who cheat :/ I mean if you don't care about the person you're with then just break up. Or if one person's not enough or whatever then join one of those polyamorous shenanigans. But there's really never an excuse to go behind someone's back IMO... *sigh*