Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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bettyboop428 24
Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....
CyanSleepy 3
Bitch.
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Comments (142)
Dessert_ed_FML 9
OP, don't beat yourself over this! Some people want to have their cake, drop it and smear it on the floor and then look good for picking and eating it like nothing happened. You deserve someone better.
simsgirlgem 25
be happy she's gone op if she won't accept what she did was wrong and hurt you she ain't worth the time and energy
NikkiAmber09 12
That's not okay. And she can't use ****-shaming as an excuse for cheating. That's ******* dumb. It'd be different if she was single but she's not.
acid_moose 7
She SHOULD be ****-shamed, because that's exactly what she is. A filthy little scumbag ***** who deserves to be alone for the rest of her pathetic life. In fact; as revenge, let everyone know exactly what she is. No loyal person deserves her. And your 'Friend'? a backstabbing low-life ******** who needs to be backhanded, hard, multiple times.
interesting33 37
I think slutshaming can be a very bad thing. It can mean that what guys get praised for, girls get hatred for. But cheating is never good.
rsue 14
She keeps using that word. I don't think it means what she thinks it means. (For the uninformed, "**** shaming" is degrading a woman just for having a lot of consensual sex with willing partners, whereas a man wouldn't be, or would even be praised. What this girl is describing is "being unfaithful in a committed relationship".)
MrGeekBoi 2
A poly relationship only works if BOTH partners are aware it's poly.
pedinhuh 23
I find it hilarious how people think there's always a excuse for cheating...Like you're forced to do it or something like that.
joyce71 5
Oh my god your girlfriend need to give her head a good shake she's the one that cheats on you and tries to make you look like the bad one
jesuismelogee 16
Did she really call herself a **** and that you were 'shaming' her? She put the shame on herself! Awesome reason to get out guilt-free and put the blame on you. FYL OP.