Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML
Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML
Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML
Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
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MagicMushrooms 0
RAMIERZ!!! GUARD MY PARKING SPOT!
mfmylifesrsly 30
I love military men :)
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d10cat 0
ha ha bet you had to do spider web watch in boot camp too
edteach 0
quit your bitching nub! you were given a task, you execute your task, then make your report on the conclusion of your task.... you guard that spot for God and country to the best of your ability!
premiermois 5
this. ******* this.
donawhat 0
AAHHA. You must be a shitbag. sergeants are great
donawhat 0
ps. you're doing great things for your country there, private. keep it up ;).
rogerusmc23 0
i posted this shit. definitely not a pvt. im a Lcpl. and i know my job therefore im not a shitbag, just dont give a **** anymkre after 3 years and 2 deployments. shitbags dont know there job. i do.
laurenleona3 0
maybe it means you're the most trustworthy! my dads a marine though. thanks for everything you do for us :)
bmac2010 0
everyone does BS duty at some point devil dog. just suck it up and deal. at least you have your legs to do duty with.
Chad85 3
this is why he got put on gear guard, quit your ******* bitching marine and man up, atleast u get paid
BattlingJason 14
oorah!
izzabella43 0
as much as that sucks, i think i speak for us all when i say we appreciate your service greatly.
Djzom13 0
Steal it.
deeflipz_fml 0
F'ed by the big green weenie!! Atleast your air wing. POG!!
saint556 4
lol I like it
rogerusmc23 0
im not even air wing. im comm.. there just happened to be some bored Maj. that wamted to fly around.
eener23 1
the green weenie keeps getting bigger and bigger. quit crying and deal.
smoke_eater05 0
yea, airwing pog. we fly you guys in, fly you out, and provide air cover. you try firing a .50 out the window of a moving helo and actually hit something...and just because we're pogs doesn't mean we don't have to do 03 type shit in country.