Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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CableFrog 3
Pussyblocked.
snafu57 1
he loves pussy?
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Comments (96)
Rocksygen 0
Insert pussy jokes here: "Well the guy did want to preserve his pussy's virginity."
f_my_flip_life 5
Maybe the cat smelled some fish...
RemixV4 1
I rofled
sleephunters 8
f_my_flip_life FTW
thinmint 0
^^^ lol gross
aja175 0
he's gay...
Phinehas 0
YDI for being a filthy ****. At least the cat isn't promiscuous.
TheButler 0
are u 80 years old? GET WITH THE TIMES! should lose ur virginity by at least 11 years old
NanaNi_fml 0
11...dude just cuase you gucked someone when you where 11 dont mean everyone else wanna
flflfloridastate 0
what the hell is the matter with you
amy397123 0
Holy crap, I laughed so hard.
musicislife1995_fml 0
I'd be the same
lilkiz95 0
thats an MLIA not an FML
jessiixcore 0
Lol :). It'd make me smile. I agree with #23. YLIA.
live_laugh_love2 0
i was wondering the same thing....
NorfolkDude 2
Perhaps you should have shaved that pussy.