Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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CableFrog 3
Pussyblocked.
snafu57 1
he loves pussy?
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Comments (96)
giiiiinge 0
he didn't want some sexytime with 2 *******? what a flange.
hardbrick 0
sounds like he just couldn't or didn't know how to tell you he had that not so fresh feeling in his mangina
screwthat 0
If i had a cat even i wouldnt let it see me having sex
PeaceandMusic 0
Are you sure he wasn't just joking about it? I could totally see myself saying something like that and then pushing the cat aside.
tacoman007 2
yeah, **** your life for having no sense of humor.
Mini1Revv 0
it'd be weirder if his cat had had kittens..lol. but I can understand y, it'd be weird anywayyy...
kc081403 0
same thing happened to me. I dumped the d-bag
88sforlife 0
That Makez Total Sense
bahahafmlxD 0
**** blocked by a pussy. :) pure irony haha
zimbry 0
awww poor kitty.. had to witness that.