Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.
Sidneyr 14
Well it's a good thing they didn't
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Comments (54)
Sidneyr 14
Well it's a good thing they didn't
slingerslasher 24
if the doctor removed your tooth would it be toothanasia?
Lalala579121 28
How do we know? OP could have posted this from the afterlife.
MrSassypants 34
If the afterlife has Internet, then I'm no longer afraid of death.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah but it's only dial-up #26 :P
juicy_extasy 25
An innocent mistake which I'm sure they've heard before. Don't worry OP
Brandon1000 10
At least they realized your mistake before it was too late
drunkmunkey 24
It's the Kevorkian method... very effective for pain relief
weallknowwho123 6
Instead of getting work done on your tooth maybe you should go see a doctor about that tongue of yours! Just kidding Op, cheer up! At least they didn't follow through!
gosh_mate 30
Just another reason to be scared of the dentist haha
Ladisa 28
Don't worry OP, I bet they have nervous patients all the time.
DocBastard 40
Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision". Seriously.
MrSassypants 34
He heard there was a "get a castration and get a circumcision free" deal going on. Too bad that deal is a total ripoff.
NickACD 27
I love you man?
weezypanda420 22
Oh wow!!
PhoenixChick 26
Well, did you do it? The customer is always right.
dylmitty 4
@16 ...Don't you mean "tipoff"
TheGamingGamer 28
Well... Did they?
proudsock 17
yes. OP is currently posting this on the free WiFi in heaven.
Soninuva 41
Or possibly the payed wifi in hell.
PaulieXP 16
If he's in hell he must be on dial-up
warrenhoward42 20
ha that's funny. put down like the dog you are!
ad1836 19
Lmaoo